nce upon a time, in Merry Olde England, a monk saw a revolutionary new record cleaning machine at a HiFi show in Buxton. He hurried back to his abbey, made a similar device, and put it on the market for record collectors far and wide. No longer did local music lovers have to wash their records in a nearby stream.
At the same time, in a small English hamlet, a craftsman, whose wife's name is Lori (Lorraine), searched the land for quality components to make his version of the invention he saw in Buxton. Having never seen the other product, the craftsman, who purchased the estate of Sir Garrard (Lord of Platters), designed his machine for efficiency, simplicity, and lower cost.
Both products are high quality and doing well. Wise men around the world have scoured the Internet to explore the features and advantages of each machine.
And, record collectors lived happily ever after!
The End